"Let's who talk talking"- Student

This is a collection of funny things my students said or wrote. This is not meant to be offensive, just funny. My students were hard working, serious students! Enjoy. 


“Dear Miss or Mrs.”

Thank you for remembering me. It is very nice to think of me. In this night you came in my body very well after I was not sleeping but I put on my clothes. First all I great you with gladness and wishing you the best of luck. But as for you I think that you are no love me because you break up me.

The fact is that I love you.

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He has wanted to be married with his girl friend then that baby girl break up him.

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Long ago, God created two beloved creatures. Adam and Even.

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“I told you every one must be to use manure in order to maximizing many fings”

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My most prized possession is the underwear that I am wearing because it has a picture of my favorite superstar (R. Kelly, by the way)

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Johnson, were there any casualties?
Yes Jack, I saw them, while I was washing dishes. 

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Were there any casualties?
Yes, I am casualty about ear.
did you respect his responsible? 

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She is the clever girl and she is my adimirable lady very seriously.

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I tell her my name then I ask love for her but she was the prettiest girl and I loke how she roughs, how she moves and how she looks sexy.

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I admire a girl who called marie. My friend/morning how are you, me am ok. I want to tell you some informations about preparing exams.

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A person I greatly admire is a oldman who is called Arnold Schwarlineger. This action is not simply to undertake by every person because other famous like drunki, smok, love a lot of girls but Arnold is opposite. Always, Arnold is busy and is volunteer.

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I’m going to the market to selfish.

Do you ugly with him?

Do you ugly with me?

I ugly wish your solution.

I am ugly because my cow died.

My witness is my nicest shoe.

I am inspiring the rabit in the forest.

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He talked to me about the importance of cleaning my items, such as avoiding some disease like syphilis which helps transmiting easily HIV/AIDS when you have sexed with someone who were just infected. Oh Betty, I like praying and singing, I wonder if you would like it!

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Disadvantage of being a journalist: when the make incollect information, they get punitions and they lack energy to advatise.

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“our objective is doing drugs” - from a skit

“Good morning my boyfriend, Eric. Good morning my boyfriend John.” From a skit

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Teacher: How was your break?

Student: Terrible.

Teacher: Why?
Student: Because I missed your phone number and I wanted to greet you everymorning but could not. 

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“I am sex worker in the school.” (this one worried me...)

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Teacher: Did you learn any news words during break?
Innocent: cantertable.

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“What is the meaning of ‘I am so hood’?”